Definitely Not My Old Comp Wristbands - Zippered Pouch

Alright, cheer moms, let’s not pretend we haven’t all thought about it. This versatile zipper pouch proudly proclaims, "Definitely Not My Old Comp Wristbands," because we all know those things cost more than my first car payment. Whether you’re an accessory hoarder, a makeup guru, or just someone who needs a bag to hide all those totally legit, non-contraband competition essentials, this bag is here for you.

Why You Need It:

👜 One Bag, Endless Uses: Makeup bag? Pencil case? Secret snack storage? You decide. But definitely not your old comp wristbands.

🏅 Built Cheer Mom Tough: Made from durable polyester with a wipeable non-woven laminate interior because glitter and hairspray happen. 

🌎 Made with Love: Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts, because sometimes a little help is needed.

🎨 Sassy Meets Practical: The cheeky phrase and patch-effect design will have the other cheer moms wondering 'What's her secret?'

Why It’s Perfect: 

Let’s face it, this pouch isn’t just a bag—it’s a statement. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow cheer mom who "gets it" or keeping it for yourself as a little inside joke, it’s the ultimate combo of function and funny. Plus, who doesn’t love a good conversation starter while waiting in the endless concession stand line?